1 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,470 It'd be so good for you. 2 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:54,330 Love you like you want me to. 3 00:01:00,650 --> 00:01:02,890 It'd be so good for you. 4 00:01:04,489 --> 00:01:06,830 Love you like you want me to. 5 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:38,260 There you are. 6 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:43,800 Special delivery, sir, from Manchester. 7 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,420 Anything to pay? 8 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Only a tencent. 9 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,040 Oh, smacking. How long have you got? A whole week. I've reported sick. 10 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,420 Ah, better get you to bed then. 11 00:02:15,989 --> 00:02:22,830 I thought you promised Maureen. 12 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:23,830 I have. 13 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,080 I can't keep away, eh? I know the feeling. 14 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:41,740 Heard indoors made me promise to give up the GGs once. I spent all my time in 15 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:42,519 the betting shops. 16 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,440 Without having a flutter? Oh, leave off, Morris. 17 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,960 What was it Karl Marx said? 18 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:47,760 You can resist anything except temptation. 19 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,580 25. Pardon? 20 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,240 25. 21 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:58,760 You're supposed to be a maths teacher, aren't you? 22 00:02:58,960 --> 00:02:59,960 What? 23 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,960 Good girl. 24 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,060 A friend of yours, Maureen? 25 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,120 One of my students. 26 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:18,520 You're not gambling by proxy, are you? I am not a gambler, Arthur. You know 27 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,780 that. I'm like any businessman who has done his homework. I never make a move 28 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:23,320 unless the odds are in my favour. 29 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:26,080 So why are you skinned? 30 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,840 With a wife like mine and two kids at Millfield, anybody would be skinned. The 31 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,400 word is that you've done a packet at Crockford's. That's why Maureen blew the 32 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,520 whistle on you. I told that. You've got to speculate to... To accumulate. 33 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,940 Why? With development money. 34 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:42,980 Merci, monsieur. 35 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,700 Got to take a break, Mr. Nicholson. 36 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,340 All right, Mr. Horner. I'll keep your seat warm for you. 37 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,700 Monsieur Fett, bonjour. 38 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:01,260 Another of your students, Morris? 39 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,480 Yes. What is this? An adult education course? 40 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,780 Teamwork, Arthur. It's the only way to beat the house. 41 00:04:15,529 --> 00:04:17,769 What's your game, mate? Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 42 00:04:18,149 --> 00:04:20,269 I didn't see you. Look where you're going, mate. 43 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:23,450 Have you boosted up or something? Well, of course not. It's just that I'm a 44 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:27,950 little short -sighted, that's all. Come off it. You're completely legless. Look 45 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:28,950 at you. 46 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:33,090 What's all this about? 47 00:04:33,330 --> 00:04:34,330 Ask this joker. 48 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:35,970 He took a swing at me. 49 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:38,030 Had a cup of too many, if you ask me. 50 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:39,670 But I assure you... 51 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:41,930 I haven't had a drink all evening. 52 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:43,170 Oh? 53 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:46,690 Why, you smell like a bloody distillery. Come on, Satch. 54 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:54,810 Something wrong, George? 55 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:57,210 He tried to smash up the washroom, Mr Parsons. 56 00:04:57,570 --> 00:04:58,590 Do you want to press charges? 57 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,710 No. Just show him the way out. 58 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:03,430 Go on. 59 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,210 Shut up. 60 00:05:13,370 --> 00:05:14,370 Not many. 61 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:19,750 How long? Oh, tell me fast. 62 00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:21,790 Ten. 63 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:42,750 All members of your night class, Morris? 64 00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:44,590 Yeah. 65 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,510 They don't look like punters. 66 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:50,030 That's the point. 67 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:55,270 Terry, what are you going to do? 68 00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:59,430 Well, I've got a few ideas. 69 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:00,650 Hello, with your life. 70 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:03,990 Oh, come on. I thought this was a social occasion. 71 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:07,830 Well, what's going to happen when these muscles aren't muscle enough anymore? 72 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:09,710 I don't know. 73 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,960 Suppose I'll have to go back to flying Concords. 74 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:20,920 You never make any plans. You just drift around letting that Arthur con you out 75 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,000 of your hard -earned wages. 76 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,820 You should be saving for a rainy day. 77 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:27,260 I'll leave it out. It's raining hard enough already. 78 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:32,200 I'm investing a whole week of my life in you, you lunatic. 79 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,820 I want to know if it's worth investing any more. 80 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:41,630 You'd better check out the interest rate. Oh, Tim, shut up. 81 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:44,810 Three, four thousand, eight hundred. 82 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:46,470 There we are, sir. Thank you. 83 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:48,410 Thank you. 84 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:51,750 Luck had nothing to do with it, eh? 85 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:54,990 Nothing. And there's a lot more where this came from. 86 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,650 If we're allowed to finish what we started. 87 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:58,170 Well, it can't chuck you all out. 88 00:06:58,750 --> 00:06:59,750 They don't have to. 89 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,550 If they novel just one of us, the whole coupon is null and void. 90 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:06,990 Hey, your pupils, are they using their own money? 91 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:10,780 So you can't lose. 92 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,900 What's your share of profits? 93 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,400 50%. 50 % of my own five grand on one night. 94 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,440 That's a result worth protecting, Maurice. 95 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,200 Oh, Maurice. 96 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,360 Would you like to buy me a drink? 97 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:30,620 Yeah. 98 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,180 Oi. 99 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,240 I'll tell you what. 100 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:36,700 I'll buy you both a drink. 101 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:42,110 Could be big money, Terry. I've clocked the potential. 102 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,950 Two of them won nearly five grand between them. 103 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:47,270 Yeah, but how much did the others lose? 104 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:50,510 Peanuts. That is the principle of Morris' system. 105 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:53,610 See, working as a team, the punter is always ahead of the game. 106 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:56,250 And what is more, Morris doesn't even use his own money. 107 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,450 All right, sad they were lucky. 108 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,170 Tomorrow they'd be unlucky. 109 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:05,450 Look, if Morris has a system and he says it works, that is good enough for me. 110 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:06,550 He is a pro. 111 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,190 Yeah, I know. I've seen him in action. 112 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:13,160 Remember? He's seen you in action too, which is why he wants to hire you. 113 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,079 Hire me? 114 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,540 Yeah, to look after his six punters. 115 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:19,200 You see, if one of them can't take the field, the game's off. 116 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,180 No, 117 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,540 I'm sorry, mate. My flag's down this week. 118 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,320 I'm on holiday. 119 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,800 Holiday? 120 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:30,880 Freelance like you? You can't have holidays. 121 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,460 You have to take the work as it comes. No, he bloody doesn't. 122 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:38,640 You ought to have more respect for Terry, Arthur. You need him more than he 123 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,519 needs you. 124 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,220 I do not need him. 125 00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:44,660 Minders are two a penny. 126 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:45,840 Minders with brains. 127 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:49,580 All right, I grant you, Terry is a slight cut above the average. But he 128 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:52,920 Henry Cooper, is he? He isn't exactly snowed under with offers of deodorant 129 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,300 commercials. Look, Arthur, come on. Oi, oi, oi. 130 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,179 Excuse me. 131 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:59,380 Do you mind not talking about me as if I wasn't here? 132 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:01,940 No, I'm sorry, Arthur. 133 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,480 I'm not available. 134 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:06,930 Oh, suit yourself, son. 135 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:10,210 I'm just trying to slip you a quick 600. 136 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:12,530 How much? 137 00:09:12,930 --> 00:09:14,930 Well, no point in talking about it if you're not interested. 138 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:21,110 Did you say 600 for just one week's work? Look, my agreement with Morrie is 139 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:24,410 of his 50%. He reckons I can clear five grand a night, so work it out for 140 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:29,570 yourself. No, maybe not. Look, six times 250 is 1 ,500. Split 60 -40. No need to 141 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:30,570 ask which way. 142 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:33,610 Women. Always do get in the way of a relationship. 143 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:38,030 You think about it, Terry, and give me a bill, eh? But don't leave it too long, 144 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,630 cos there's plenty of fellas who'd break a leg to earn that kind of money. 145 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,670 It's four o 'clock. Where the hell have you been? 146 00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:03,750 There was a shocking accident down... The bone one. Maurice! 147 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,120 You promised. 148 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:11,620 No more poker, shimmy, blackjack, kaluki, roulette. In a word, no more 149 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,740 I did not gamble. On my mother's life, I did not have a single punt. 150 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,920 Oh, you went to the Beaumont not to gamble. 151 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,560 I was giving lessons. 152 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,400 Lessons? Teaching something in it, out of bed. For that, they need a teacher. 153 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,420 Sure, you've got to have a system, otherwise you're dead. 154 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,780 These punters, how did they hear of you? 155 00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:31,220 I advertised. 156 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,820 I didn't tell you morning because I thought you might not go for it. You 157 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:35,820 go for it. 158 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,720 How much are you charging? 159 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:39,919 That depends. 160 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,559 On what? 161 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:41,499 How much they win. 162 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,500 Suppose they lose? 163 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,120 I guarantee results. 164 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,900 Like you've guaranteed results at Crockford's? 165 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:49,240 That was a dry run. 166 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,580 This is for real. 167 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,420 So you are still gambling? 168 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:56,290 Other people's money. 169 00:10:56,870 --> 00:11:02,030 Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, I have to make a living, haven't I? Are you sure 170 00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:03,350 haven't been out with some bird? 171 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:05,810 No. 172 00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:07,570 This is kosher. 173 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:08,910 My word of honour. 174 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:11,250 It's going to get me out from under. 175 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:15,250 Well, just as long as there's no -one else I have to get out from under. 176 00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:23,410 It's an offer you can't refuse, isn't it? 177 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,940 It's 600 quid. You must admit, it is a bit tempting. 178 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,680 More tempting than me. 179 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,600 Look, we'd still have all the days together. 180 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,760 Just as long as you don't fall asleep. 181 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,740 Now, when have I ever fallen asleep, eh? 182 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,460 Eh? 183 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:42,860 I've just thought of something. 184 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:44,460 Look, 185 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,320 there are three birds on Maurice's team, right? 186 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,800 Well, there are some places I can't follow them. 187 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,080 You're not trying to turn me into a minder. 188 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,160 It means we've been together, wouldn't it? 189 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,960 And you might earn yourself a few reddies, a hundred quid or something. 190 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:58,140 A hundred quid for a week with you? 191 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:00,240 Makes me sound like a whore. 192 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,560 Get out. 193 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,540 If you were on the game, you could charge a lot more than that. 194 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:06,940 Could I? 195 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,420 I've got to be honest with you, Terry. 196 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,980 It could get dodgy. I mean, they can't actually throw us out, or we could 197 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,260 complain to the gaming board. 198 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,340 Well, they've started getting a bit naughty. 199 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,600 No, but I don't get it. Look. 200 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,040 Roulette is a game of chance, right? And the house always has the edge. 201 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:27,460 So what have they got to be scared of? Well, they're scared of me. They know I 202 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,280 never go into anything unless I have the edge. 203 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:30,840 Yeah. Oh. 204 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,320 You mean it's a sure thing? 205 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,960 Bloody hell! 206 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,240 Look. 207 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:43,720 A team of six can cut down the chances of big losses to an absolute minimum. 208 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:48,280 Every night, one or two of them will hit a winning run that can turn a small 209 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,860 punt into a very big payout. 210 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,090 Safety in numbers. 211 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:54,570 I've spent a lot of time and effort on this, Mr. Martha. Now I want a result. 212 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:56,270 How long do you want? 213 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,089 A week. 214 00:12:58,090 --> 00:13:00,470 I'm not greedy. I just want a fair return on my investment. 215 00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:03,890 That manager, Parsons, he don't like losing. 216 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,870 And already he's seen enough to know he's on a hide -into -nothing. 217 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:10,310 Try another club. No, it's too late. The world will have gone round by now. They 218 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,450 refuse his membership besides. 219 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:14,350 Besides what? 220 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,750 Besides that bastard Parsons. 221 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,170 I owe him one. 222 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:22,000 First he bars me from his poker tables, now he's putting the frightness on me 223 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,360 punters. And they're getting a bit nervous, you mean? 224 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,500 Well, they'd feel better if they had some protection. 225 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:30,960 Right, you'll need some evening schmutter, Terence. 226 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,540 I might be able to help you there. 227 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,960 Oh, I've got that blue suit of mine, that's all right. You can't wear that 228 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,420 thing. No, you want a proper DJ, bow tie, you know. 229 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,180 Look, I've got a consignment of DJs here, just in from Czechoslovakia. Get 230 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:43,180 jacket off. 231 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,520 I'll rent you this one cheap. 232 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,320 You'll rent it to me. 233 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:49,440 Well, with an option to buy, of course. Here, I'll try that on for size. 234 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:50,539 Hold on. 235 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,360 Get the mirror, would you, Morris? Yes, sir. 236 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,380 What about pennies? 237 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:59,400 No doubt you've got a concession of evening gowns from Romania. 238 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,640 Funny you should say that. I know where I can lay my hands on a lovely little 239 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,120 creation. One of next year's Paris collections. 240 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,719 Next year? 241 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,280 Yeah. A fella knows a fella. 242 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,660 Been working there for months making copies. 243 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,440 Look at that. Look at that, Terry. That could have been made for you. 244 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:14,920 Ace. 245 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,680 Seems a bit tight. 246 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,420 Yeah? No, it's the way you're standing. It's found up straight. 247 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,040 That's it. That's it. Lovely. 248 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:21,279 There you are. 249 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,400 Nice shirt to go with that. What do you want? Flat or frilly? 250 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,480 Flat. Flat, yeah. 251 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,740 Pair of pumps? 252 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,360 Nice tie? 253 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,960 Bow tie. Bow tie, yeah. Yeah, nice bow tie. 254 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,700 Lovely. Right. 255 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,499 Hang on. 256 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,459 I'll go and get one. 257 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,460 You all right? 258 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:37,260 Very. Thank you, Kevin. Oh, thank you. 259 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,520 I'll see you myself. 260 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,740 Yeah. 261 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,920 Thank you. 262 00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:47,810 Who are all these people? 263 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,090 Um, 264 00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:53,410 housewife, accountant, building contractor. 265 00:15:54,339 --> 00:15:56,040 Catering manageress, retired major. 266 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,880 Appellé Noir? Math teacher. 267 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,900 They're all gamblers, eh? No, no, none of them have ever played before. 268 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,780 I didn't want spinners. 269 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,240 They're liable to go off the rails and do their own thing. 270 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,440 You expect them all to win? 271 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:13,220 No, of course not. But with my system, the ones who win, win far more than the 272 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,220 others lose. 273 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,219 You'll see. 274 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,220 Monsieur, faites bonjour. 275 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,440 Bonjour. 276 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,000 How are you doing? Je vais bien. 277 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,720 I don't understand it. 278 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,230 Please please tell me we've hardly had a win all evening. 279 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,490 I should stick to the major if I were you. 280 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:28,850 He's cleaning up. 281 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,710 It don't make no difference. 282 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:33,190 Whoever I stick with, they all seem to be at a losing streak. 283 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,530 Yes, Arthur, that's what they keep telling me. 284 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:40,210 It's near Froy, Champagne Pass, Ruyen and Numero. 285 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,150 Coffee, madame. 286 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:45,790 Sorry, madame. 287 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,410 Oh, no, no, I'm relaxed. Calm down. 288 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:49,990 That's it, it's happened, right? 289 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:52,270 You okay, love? 290 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,100 I'm all right. 291 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:56,620 I'll be back in a moment. 292 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,200 Go on, the car's took leave. 293 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,900 I don't know why, madame. 294 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:03,499 Sorry, love. 295 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,459 She's coming back. 296 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,460 She'll only be a minute. 297 00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:09,099 Well, 298 00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:10,619 you took that very calmly. 299 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,119 Well, the way things are going, I could afford a new one. 300 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,480 I've been watching the major. 301 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,540 He's over 3 ,000 ahead. 302 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,480 Well, it's just as Marius predicted. 303 00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:21,940 You think he's a genius, don't you? 304 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,040 Fancy, indeed. 305 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,920 Oh, it's not that obvious, is it? 306 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,260 I'm very mocked. 307 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,320 Call themselves gentlemen? 308 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,380 I've been standing for hours and not one of them has let me have a seat. 309 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:44,520 Well, I mean, I'm not really into women's lift. But you'd think some of 310 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,000 blokes would learn some manners. 311 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,260 How's the injury, Mr. Warner? 312 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:51,360 A bit painful, Mr. Michael. 313 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,990 Just feel the damp weather we've been having. 314 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:55,410 Madame, monsieur. 315 00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:56,590 Madame, monsieur. 316 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,310 Madam, sir. 317 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,489 Madam, sir. 318 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,050 Madam, sir. Madam, sir. 319 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:03,710 Madam, sir. 320 00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:04,629 Madam, sir. 321 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,570 Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. 322 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:06,229 Sir. Madam, sir. 323 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,230 Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. 324 00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:08,550 Madam, 325 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,810 sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, 326 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:12,810 sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, 327 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:14,850 sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, 328 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:15,570 Sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, 329 00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:16,089 sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, 330 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:16,470 sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, 331 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:16,470 sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, 332 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:16,510 sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. Madam, 333 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,190 sir. Madam, sir. Madam, sir. 334 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,410 Madam, sir. 335 00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:22,540 Madam, Excuse me, sir. 336 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,220 Not your territory, this, eh, Major? 337 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,580 I beg your pardon? Take my advice. Quick while you're ahead. 338 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,960 Why are you so healthy? 339 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,200 Were you threatening me? 340 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,760 Just trying to save you some grief. 341 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,500 Look what happened to America when she tried to fight on someone else's ground. 342 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,980 I shall report you to the manager. What's your name? 343 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:46,680 Waste of time. Pulling rank won't do you no good in here. 344 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,200 Then I'll complain to the gaming board. 345 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:50,860 Oh, I shouldn't do that, Major. 346 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,030 Got your address from the membership book. 347 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,870 Been making some inquiries. 348 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:56,490 Your old lady. 349 00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,390 Drives a Ford Cortina, right? 350 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:03,810 Registration number... SHB876R. 351 00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:06,310 Fell in the garage, told me the brakes were a bit dodgy. 352 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,970 Wouldn't surprise him if she had a nasty accident one of these days. 353 00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,830 And if she does, we'll know who it's down to, won't we? 354 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,090 Who are you? 355 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,210 I am the Major's batman. 356 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:18,410 I do all his dirty jobs. 357 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:20,890 Yeah, well, I was just saying... 358 00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:22,350 You should take the money and run. 359 00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,570 Thank you, Major, if you don't mind. 360 00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:28,930 I need a little chat. 361 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,950 You are well out of order, Sunbeam. 362 00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:42,210 Now, you tell your boss if any of my girls and boys are hurt, I will come 363 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,210 looking for him. 364 00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:44,610 No, you won't. 365 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:45,950 You're only a Todd, aren't you? 366 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:47,570 So you're just going to have to swallow it. 367 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,180 You reckon? Yeah. 368 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,020 There's six of them, right? Not counting Michaelson. 369 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,700 You can't mind them all. 370 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,600 Just you watch me. 371 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,160 We've got a problem. 372 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,640 Why? 373 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,160 I think they're going to try from it. Probably away from here. 374 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:19,730 Well, how do you mean? 375 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:22,350 I've got all the names in the addresses from the membership book, haven't I? 376 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:24,490 How'd you suss that out? 377 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:27,170 I just caught the geezer trying to put the screws on the major. 378 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,270 Now, luckily, they picked the wrong bloke, right? But it's not going to take 379 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,710 much to scare some of the others off, is it? 380 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,430 And I can't split myself six ways, can I? 381 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,270 No. 382 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,590 We're going to have to keep them all together, all the time. Yeah, I think 383 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:42,569 you're right. 384 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:45,030 Where? Hotel or something? No, no, no, no, no, that's money. 385 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:46,950 Hey, how about your drum? 386 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:49,490 My drum? Yeah. 387 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,110 Oh, sleep it out. 388 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:54,350 I've only got one bed, remember, and I like to choose who I share it with. 389 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,870 You got the floor, haven't you? 390 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:59,810 I can lay my hands on some very high -class sleeping bags. 391 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:03,290 A mate of mine bought a job lot from the last Everest expedition. I'm sorry, 392 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,330 mate. Penny will never wear it. 393 00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:06,170 I'll tell you what I'll do. 394 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:11,550 I will split the tape with you, 50 -50. No, I cannot say fairer than that, can 395 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,550 I? 396 00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:15,670 Well... 397 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:20,150 She took the week off just to spend it with me. 398 00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:22,090 Oh, she will be spending it with you. 399 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,610 She was so well off the population of bleeding London. 400 00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:27,049 Look, look. 401 00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:28,450 Look on it as a sort of test. 402 00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:32,150 If she stays the course, then she really cares. 403 00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:34,590 And if she don't, give it that. 404 00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:43,370 Another three nights you'll get before us, eh? 405 00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:46,690 That's all we need, and we'll murder them. Don't you worry, they'll be quite 406 00:21:46,690 --> 00:21:47,690 safe. 407 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,080 Terry. 408 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,440 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 409 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,380 Ah, no sweat, Morris. 410 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,840 By the end of the week, they'll be buying you a complete new motor. 411 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,760 Hold on, hold on, no. 412 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,280 Hang loose a bit, Pete Cole. 413 00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:20,350 Yeah, um... Look after him, will you? You and I. Tell him I'll, uh... I'll go 414 00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:21,350 cap. 415 00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:22,810 You'll keep cool, then. 416 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:24,170 Morris, 417 00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:28,370 you're a lovely car. 418 00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:32,430 My Mimi's just outside. Can I drop you? 419 00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:38,110 Milk, 420 00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:45,610 but no sugar. 421 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,150 Coffee, please. 422 00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,200 Strong and black. 423 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,360 Have you any cocoa or hot chocolate? 424 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,680 I'll see. 425 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:02,760 Two teas, two coffees and a cocoa. 426 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:05,740 Cocoa? Or hot chocolate. 427 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,380 Make it three teas, then. 428 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,760 Could you do it, please? 429 00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:21,150 Here you are, six sleeping bags, still in their original cellophane. 430 00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:24,150 I thought you said these were used in an Everest expedition. 431 00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:27,730 Yeah, well, I mean, they had to go to the cleaners when they come back from 432 00:23:27,730 --> 00:23:29,070 MLS. I see. 433 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:32,570 And this is the original dry cleaner cellophane, is it? That's it, my son. 434 00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:38,730 Everything all right? Everyone quite comfortable? 435 00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:43,710 Comfortable? I was more comfortable out in Kenya fighting the Mau Mau. 436 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:47,800 I'll be fair, Major. You had all your amenities out there. Nappy stuff for cut 437 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,940 -price booze. All the local talent you could manage. 438 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,760 You can't expect Mr McCann to compete with that, can you? 439 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:54,020 Terry? 440 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:57,080 How long are these people staying? 441 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:02,540 Well, it's a bit hard to... Come on, out with it. How long do we have to put up 442 00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,540 with this invasion? 443 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,660 Well, Arthur thinks maybe a week. 444 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,860 The whole week? 445 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,220 You invest. 446 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,240 I'll make it up to you. 447 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,240 I don't fancy playing love to you in the middle of Picard and his herpes. 448 00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:21,420 Come on, every other week's. I wouldn't bet on it. 449 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:26,160 Oh, if that's anybody else wanting to make a reservation, tell them you've got 450 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,059 plenty of room. 451 00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:29,700 There's a couple of inches you haven't let behind the record player yet. 452 00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:34,260 Hello? 453 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,080 Oh, hello. 454 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,360 Are you sure? 455 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:40,660 Of course I'm sure. 456 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:43,490 All her clothes are still here. 457 00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:46,710 And her jewellery. I mean, can you imagine Maureen taking off in the middle 458 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,890 the night without a sparkler? And you reckon it's Parsons? 459 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:50,210 It's got to be. 460 00:24:51,050 --> 00:24:53,630 I'd get her back as long as I promised never to darken his doors again. 461 00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:55,930 That's a joke for the old Bill, isn't it? 462 00:24:56,390 --> 00:25:01,830 No, no, look, well, old uptale. I mean, I'd rather keep it in the family. 463 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:03,330 See what you can do, eh? 464 00:25:03,490 --> 00:25:04,490 Me? 465 00:25:04,530 --> 00:25:07,290 Well, if the old Bill gets a bit busy, there'll be no more pay nights at the 466 00:25:07,290 --> 00:25:09,190 tables. The publicity could finish us. 467 00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:10,630 Oh, yeah. 468 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,360 And what's the wife compared with a wheel and a little white boy? 469 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,380 Had it all. 470 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:20,340 Arthur. 471 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Come here. 472 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,780 Can you hang about here for a while? 473 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,160 Why, what's the problem? 474 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,540 Morris, the old woman. 475 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,780 He thinks they're holding her to put the black on him. 476 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,360 What can you do? 477 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,080 I don't know, slap a few riffs, I suppose. 478 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,040 Look, I did a deal with Morris for you to mind this lot for him. 479 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,350 If you're going to go tearing around looking for more, you're not going to 480 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:41,350 to renegotiate. 481 00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:43,010 That's right, Arthur, yeah. 482 00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:46,010 And if I have to fish her out of the river, that's got to be worth another 483 00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:47,010 hasn't it? 484 00:25:47,530 --> 00:25:49,250 Terry, where are you going? 485 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:52,310 Oh, someone at the door. 486 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,030 Hello, love, come in. 487 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:56,150 Come in. 488 00:25:56,370 --> 00:25:57,450 Just in time for a nightcap. 489 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:58,730 Oh, my dear. 490 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,420 Sorry, mate, we're closed. 491 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,320 Is Parsons here? 492 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,500 He's counting the take. 493 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,720 He won't see no one. 494 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:26,280 Where do you think you're going? 495 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,540 To talk to Parsons. What about? 496 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,420 Ah, that's between him and me. 497 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,220 Wrong. It's between you and me. 498 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Here you go, sir. 499 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,120 Hold it. 500 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:43,840 Oh, you've got a nerve coming back here. 501 00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:46,540 We could really smack you around a bit. 502 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,880 Know what I mean? 503 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,520 Then hand the pieces to the old Bill. 504 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,060 No, you wouldn't do that. Why not? 505 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:53,800 You wouldn't fancy the scandal. 506 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,520 What scandal? 507 00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:01,540 Terry McCann, hired muscle, late of H .M. prison, comes barging into the club 508 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:02,540 and tries to nick the take. 509 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:08,920 In the ensuing struggle, members of the staff try to restrain him, and he breaks 510 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,920 his arm. 511 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,060 Nothing scandalous about that, is there? 512 00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:15,720 Oh, but it wouldn't only be my arm that got broken, would it? I mean, there'd be 513 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,720 a lot of other damage. 514 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480 Oh, that's all right. 515 00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:20,600 We're fully insured. 516 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:22,620 Even for kidnapping. 517 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,440 What? You snatched Michaelson's wife. 518 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,300 That's why you can't call the old Bill. 519 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,160 Come and sit down, Mr. McCann. 520 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,680 One minute you're going to break my arm, the next minute it's come and fit down. 521 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,220 Now, what is your game? 522 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,200 How would you like to work for me? 523 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:51,580 Why? 524 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,180 Why? Because I pay damn good wages, that's why. 525 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,500 What is the going rate for kidnapping these days? 526 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,680 Suit yourself. 527 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:08,260 Tell Michelson he can have his wife back if he takes the punter somewhere else. 528 00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:10,260 She's OK, is she? 529 00:28:10,879 --> 00:28:12,160 All completely unharmed. 530 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,320 And if your governor doesn't need told, she'll stay that way. 531 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,060 That's the deal, then? 532 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,080 That's the deal. 533 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,520 Right. Right! 534 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,120 Now you tell your monkey to back off or I'll break your neck! Do as he says! 535 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:33,520 Come on, where is she? 536 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,720 I don't know, honest! 537 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,720 Are we going to have to do this the hard way? 538 00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:40,750 I didn't even know she was missing until you told me. 539 00:28:41,410 --> 00:28:47,230 Look, McCain, we might go a bit over the top occasionally, but kidnapping, 540 00:28:47,470 --> 00:28:48,470 that's not our game. 541 00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:50,130 Take my word. 542 00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:52,770 Take his word? Why should we take his word? 543 00:28:53,610 --> 00:28:56,690 Because if it was him who snatched Maureen, he wouldn't have changed his 544 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,690 would he? He'd want to keep the pressure on, right? 545 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:00,930 So why wouldn't he tell us he was holding her? 546 00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:03,610 Maybe because she was holding him and he was a bit short of breath at the time. 547 00:29:03,890 --> 00:29:06,450 All he had to do was give me a false address and he was off the hook. 548 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:08,360 No, I believe he's telling the truth. 549 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,080 All right. 550 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,140 So where is he? 551 00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:16,020 I'm sorry, Arthur, but that's your problem, isn't it? I've got to be 552 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,800 back. Hang on a minute, Terry. I've got to find her and you've got to help me. 553 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:20,380 Well, why not report her missing? 554 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,800 Well, she's not missing, is she? 555 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:25,100 Yet. Well, I mean, not for certain. 556 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:29,860 I reckon you and me, we could... We could ask around a bit first, couldn't 557 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,680 Hold on, hold on. What about that flat full of punters you've given me? 558 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,240 Well, Arthur can look after them. 559 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,580 Oh, look, that bird of yours, do you think... What's her name? 560 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,460 Penny. Yeah, Penny. 561 00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:40,360 I mean, do you think she'd come round here and sit by her phone? 562 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:44,240 As it happens, I think she'd do anything to get out of there at the moment. 563 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,800 But you've got to ask her. 564 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,800 Well, not exactly flavour of the month at the moment. 565 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,700 Yeah? 566 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,200 Morris? 567 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,800 Hey, look, what's happening? 568 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,360 Where's Terry? 569 00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:05,860 Well, send him home, will you? 570 00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:07,680 I've got to get out of here. 571 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:10,220 Even her indoors is better than this. 572 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,080 What? 573 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,460 Yeah, all right, but it'll cost you. 574 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,940 No, no, she's here on the floor beside me. 575 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Yeah, all right. 576 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,300 Tell her. 577 00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:28,140 Oh, wait. 578 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:33,740 What's the name? 579 00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:35,370 Thingy. Hey. 580 00:30:35,830 --> 00:30:36,789 Wake up. 581 00:30:36,790 --> 00:30:37,769 Wake up, darling. 582 00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:40,350 No, no, no, it's not Terry. It's Arthur. Get off. Get off. 583 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,970 Oh, please, God, make it a nightmare. 584 00:30:45,450 --> 00:30:46,450 That is not very nice. 585 00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:50,990 No one looks their best at this hour in the morning. This is madness. 586 00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:52,630 I'm going. 587 00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:53,710 Where are you going? 588 00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:56,050 Up north, where there isn't such a housing problem. 589 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,209 Up north? 590 00:30:57,210 --> 00:30:58,350 How do you feel about ending? 591 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,940 Look, there are thousands of women swirling round Brent Cross every 592 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,600 Who's going to remember Maureen? 593 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,980 Anybody she bought anything from. She's the last of the great hagglers. 594 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,020 Yeah, but there's nothing special about her, is there? I mean, be fair, she 595 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:31,460 don't exactly stand out in a crowd. 596 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,580 Do you mean she hasn't got big tits like the scrubbers you knock about with? 597 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,840 Don't go over the top, Maurice. 598 00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:40,720 Personality, Terry, that is what makes a woman stand out, because you wouldn't 599 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,920 know anything about that, would you? The only time you notice them is when 600 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,920 they're horizontal. 601 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,280 Listen... 602 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,660 I don't suppose you'd ever see her in this movie, would you? 603 00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:55,320 I mean, any chance that you might think about it? 604 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,160 She'd buy me, wouldn't she? 605 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,440 No. But you're not allowed to buy me. 606 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,560 I don't know. 607 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,120 What? 608 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,360 She'd buy you. 609 00:32:32,929 --> 00:32:35,870 Um, would it be possible for us to have a drink when you finish work? 610 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:37,250 No. 611 00:32:44,070 --> 00:32:45,070 Oh, yeah. 612 00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:46,350 I remember her. 613 00:32:47,210 --> 00:32:50,350 She was in here yesterday around, um, tea time. 614 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:52,830 Told the manager if the scones were stale. 615 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:54,290 Gave her a right rollicky. 616 00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:55,570 Was anyone with her? 617 00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:56,610 Yeah, another lady. 618 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:57,850 What's she look like? 619 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,120 Big, lousy, bit parked, if you know what I mean. 620 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:02,940 Dripping with furs and jewels. 621 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,360 Sadie. You know it is? Yeah. 622 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,560 She's an old bat that Moe plays bridge with. 623 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,700 She caught her husband in bed with the au pair, took him for the national debt. 624 00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:15,280 Now she carries on a one -woman crusade on behalf of the downtrodden wives of 625 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,280 Endham. 626 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:24,340 Downtrodden? Look, no offence, Maureen, but Maureen's about as downtrodden as 627 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:25,299 Margaret Thatcher. 628 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,460 Well, we've got to find out, haven't we? 629 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,690 What? It's as if he's been put in a bootlid. 630 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,550 We'd like a word with Mrs Gilbert, please. 631 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:42,270 Maurice Michaelson. 632 00:33:43,530 --> 00:33:44,770 I'll see if she's in. 633 00:33:48,130 --> 00:33:49,130 Cheeky girl. 634 00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:52,290 Place, mate, you sure you want me along? 635 00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:54,770 You're supposed to be a minder, aren't you? 636 00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:56,810 This is where you start earning your wages. 637 00:33:58,879 --> 00:33:59,879 This way. 638 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,400 Sir. 639 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:11,880 Sadie. Long time no see. How you been? You're looking wonderful. Cut the crap, 640 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:15,739 Maury. The reason we don't meet is we can't stand the sight of each other. 641 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,100 Who's little boy blue? 642 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:21,320 If, if, uh, Terry McCann. 643 00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:23,199 He's helping me look for Maury. 644 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,980 Taking off again, is she? 645 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,280 About time, too. 646 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,139 I was wondering if you knew where she was. 647 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,580 Me? Why should I? 648 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,260 Well, for a start, you spent yesterday afternoon with her down at Break Cross. 649 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,400 We have been having a nosy, haven't we? 650 00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:39,659 Did she say anything about going away? 651 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,219 What do you care? 652 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,739 Sadie, be nice. 653 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,960 I'm her husband. 654 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:46,920 It's a bit late now, isn't it? 655 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:50,860 If you wanted a keeper, you should have started acting like I've been years ago. 656 00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:52,400 How was that supposed to mean? 657 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,080 You're a schmuck, Morrie. 658 00:34:54,409 --> 00:34:58,910 You always have been and you always will be. I've told Maureen. What can I say? 659 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:03,370 If there's anything I can ever do for you, don't ask me. It's what you've ever 660 00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:04,269 done for her. 661 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:08,170 You're a lazy, good -for -nothing scrounger who can't even be bothered to 662 00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:11,790 job. I've got a job. Just because I don't work regular hours doesn't mean I 663 00:35:11,790 --> 00:35:12,790 haven't got a job. 664 00:35:13,550 --> 00:35:14,550 Gambling's not a job. 665 00:35:14,810 --> 00:35:18,790 It's just an excuse for a night out with the boys. And the girls. Oi, hold on. 666 00:35:19,930 --> 00:35:21,110 Now, what are you on about? 667 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:22,510 Oh, it talks. 668 00:35:23,470 --> 00:35:24,470 I beg your pardon? 669 00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:28,550 This geezer has just lost his mistress, right? He don't need all these verbals. 670 00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:30,170 Now, do you know where she is or don't you? 671 00:35:30,450 --> 00:35:34,310 As it so happens, I don't. And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. That I can 672 00:35:34,310 --> 00:35:35,308 believe. 673 00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:39,350 Look, if she's decided she's had enough, good luck to her. The best thing she 674 00:35:39,350 --> 00:35:40,350 can do is get a divorce. 675 00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:42,810 Well, then take him to the cleaners like you did your old man. 676 00:35:43,070 --> 00:35:44,350 I think you'd better leave. 677 00:35:44,690 --> 00:35:45,690 I think you're right. 678 00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:47,229 Come on, son. 679 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:48,570 She obviously don't fancy fellas. 680 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,720 You could break that. 681 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,220 Thank you. Mr. Daly. Oh, thank you, my dear. 682 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,060 Thank you. 683 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,400 You thought what you're going to do with all this dough you're making? 684 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,300 I mean, two or three fowl each. I mean, it's not a fortune, but it could turn 685 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,160 into a nice little nest egg if it was handled properly. 686 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:20,860 You have something in mind, Mr. Daly? 687 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,080 Me? No, no, no, no, no. 688 00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:24,740 Oh. 689 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,660 I know a fella who bought 200 acres down on the Algarve. 690 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,340 He's selling it off at two grand a plot. Now, if you was to invest in a bit of 691 00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:36,320 that, sit on it for some time, you'd see it triple in value. 692 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Or you could do a deal with one of them property developers down there, get him 693 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,160 to build you a nice little villa in exchange for a partner to rent or even 694 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,940 sale. Either way, you can't lose. 695 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:51,280 Unless the land turned out to be worthless. 696 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:57,460 Eh? I had a client who invested 10 ,000 in just such a scheme in the south of 697 00:36:57,460 --> 00:37:02,540 France. Well, the area was just as the vendor described, except he forgot to 698 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,920 mention the nuclear power station in the middle of it. 699 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,560 That is just bent, isn't it? 700 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,980 Honestly, some of these villains, they've got no principles at all. 701 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,040 I do not know how they get away with it. 702 00:37:15,740 --> 00:37:19,160 Woman, what's she sound like? If you'd sent that sort of message through the 703 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,300 mail, you'd have to wrap it in a plain cover. 704 00:37:23,169 --> 00:37:24,530 Well, she didn't seem to be in any trouble. 705 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:28,490 Trouble? If she could have reached through the phone, I'd be the one in 706 00:37:30,090 --> 00:37:31,089 It's got to be Mum. 707 00:37:31,090 --> 00:37:32,590 Yeah, but why does she walk out like that? 708 00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:35,270 Do you have a row for me? 709 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:37,190 Nothing important. 710 00:37:37,270 --> 00:37:39,550 She accused me of being out with a bird, but I told her it was strictly 711 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:40,550 business. 712 00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:41,790 Do you believe it? 713 00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:43,890 Yeah. 714 00:37:44,190 --> 00:37:48,050 I mean, she wasn't too pleased when she heard what her business was, but... 715 00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:49,910 Well, instead I've got to make a living. 716 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,920 So the last time you saw her was when she left for Brent Cross, right? Yeah. 717 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:57,400 Where she met Sadie, who probably told her you were no good for her. 718 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:01,040 She's heard all that crap before. That's no reason for her to suddenly go on a 719 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,040 missing list. 720 00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,300 Twelve. 721 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,920 She came back. 722 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,880 She came back after I left for the club. 723 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,720 Hold on. 724 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,000 Look, if you're thinking of leaving someone, you don't go shopping, bring 725 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,080 gear back and then leg it, do you? Why not? 726 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,680 Pass. 727 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,860 Hold on, hold on. What? 728 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,120 I've just remembered where I've seen that lady before. 729 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,460 Where? In the club last night. 730 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,080 Lady? Yeah. 731 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:49,140 Well, she's no gambler. She's always selling more in. It's a mugs game. 732 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,480 How about this? 733 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,700 Maureen meets Sadie at Brent Cross, right? 734 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,320 Maureen goes on about she thinks you're up to naughties. 735 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,200 Sadie wants to play detective. 736 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:06,360 So she goes down the club, sees you leave with the Welsh bit, phones up 737 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,560 and tells her she's right. 738 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,080 This Sadie? 739 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,680 Big, brassy woman, mid -forties? 740 00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:14,460 One hundred. 741 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,180 She came into the ladies when Jackie and I were talking. 742 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,540 She must have overheard what we were talking about. 743 00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:21,860 Well, what were you talking about? 744 00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:25,210 Morris. And how she fancied him. 745 00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:27,410 Oh, my God. 746 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:30,770 That dude hasn't explained why all her staff is still here. 747 00:39:31,110 --> 00:39:33,030 I mean, where can a woman go without a change of clothes? 748 00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:34,770 New discolony? 749 00:39:34,990 --> 00:39:35,990 Hmm. 750 00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:37,090 I'm sorry. 751 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,410 Clothes. 752 00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:41,550 The Grange. 753 00:39:41,990 --> 00:39:45,690 The what? The Grange. It's a health farm near Arklay. Morning goes there when 754 00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:46,649 she's depressed. 755 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,010 Ah, there you go, then. No. 756 00:39:48,830 --> 00:39:50,950 There you go, my friend. You're going to have to bring her back. Go. 757 00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:55,330 Listen, you can explain to her that there is absolutely nothing, nothing 758 00:39:55,330 --> 00:39:58,290 me and that bird. I mean, maybe she'll listen to you. Yes, you tell her. 759 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,150 Manage that, can you, Terry? 760 00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:03,870 Just describe the relationship between you and me. She'll get the picture. 761 00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:07,890 Come on, Penny. 762 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:10,790 Listen, there's no need for you to try and mood it. 763 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:12,750 Well, I feel like a trickle, hardly. 764 00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:14,990 No, I might even treat you to a sauna. 765 00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:16,510 Sweet of you, Terry. 766 00:40:16,730 --> 00:40:18,410 But all I need is a bed. 767 00:40:19,290 --> 00:40:20,310 A single bed. 768 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:25,620 See what you've done, Maurice? 769 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,140 Started a bleeding epidemic. 770 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,200 Oh, no, no, no, that comes later. 771 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,660 After you've heated it up, then you let it cool down. 772 00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:37,860 And then when it really starts to congeal, can you use pistachios instead 773 00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:42,040 strawberries? I'm mad about pistachios. Oh, yes, yes, I suppose you could do. 774 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:46,120 You'd have to chop them up very fine, of course. Then you could spike the 775 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,520 vanilla with a little kiosk. Oh, shut up! 776 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:51,080 I beg your pardon? 777 00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:55,050 I came here for some peaceful quiet, not to listen to a couple of pot -bellies 778 00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:58,430 rumbling. Excuse me, ladies, I've just had a word with Mrs. Microton. 779 00:40:58,670 --> 00:41:00,450 That's it, son. You take her home to Dad. 780 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:02,730 This is no place for skeletons. 781 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,670 Um, can we go somewhere? 782 00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:07,290 You're wasting your time, Terry. 783 00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:09,210 Morris wants you to come back. 784 00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:10,710 He's ever so upset. 785 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:14,410 So upset he sent the office boy. Yeah, go to the club. Look after his punters. 786 00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:17,290 That Welsh part, you mean. She's the one he's looking after. 787 00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:19,330 He's not chasing that bird, honestly. 788 00:41:20,070 --> 00:41:21,070 Sadie got it all wrong. 789 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:22,500 You talked to Sadie? 790 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,940 Yeah, right next to her, eh? 791 00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:26,720 I suppose the voice that answered the phone at my own home was the recording. 792 00:41:27,140 --> 00:41:28,280 No, that was Penny. 793 00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:29,980 Penny? That's my bird. 794 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,780 She was just answering the phone while we went to Brent Cross. 795 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,200 To look for me? 796 00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:35,380 Yeah. 797 00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:37,640 You got a motor, Terry? 798 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,820 Yeah. Only to hang about, then? 799 00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:43,040 Well, what shall I tell Maurice? 800 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:44,700 Tell him I'll be back tomorrow. 801 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,580 Oh, terrific. 802 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,100 Monsieur, rien n 'a va plus. 803 00:42:07,970 --> 00:42:11,150 You shouldn't have sent Terry out of town, Morris. You really shouldn't have. 804 00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:13,370 Who's going to look after this lot if there's any bother? 805 00:42:13,770 --> 00:42:15,210 There won't be any bother. 806 00:42:16,010 --> 00:42:18,570 If they start anything, then Terry will come looking for them. 807 00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:21,210 That'll be a lot of use to us with our legs in plaster, won't it? 808 00:42:21,730 --> 00:42:23,670 Arthur, relax. 809 00:42:25,230 --> 00:42:27,110 You're insured against minor injuries, aren't you? 810 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,620 You have got no priorities, Morris. That is your trouble. 811 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:32,320 There's plenty of time to go looking for your wife when all this is over. 812 00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:35,120 No point in leaving your investment unprotected. 813 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,440 It is not unprotected. 814 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,460 We've got you, haven't we? 815 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,680 Anything wrong? Not many. 816 00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:48,740 I've seen kids do it better than that. I don't know what you're talking about. 817 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,420 No. Get your coat off. 818 00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:51,780 Don't be funny. 819 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800 Mr. Parsons? 820 00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:55,140 Yes, Mr. Michael. 821 00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:57,180 A friend here. 822 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:02,480 He's got two 1 ,000 chips up his sleeve. He took them from the top of this 823 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,920 lady's pile. I want him searched. Now, look here. Just a moment, sir. 824 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,640 You realize, Mr. Michaelson, that's a very serious accusation. 825 00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:12,200 And if it proved to be unfounded, this gentleman could sue you for flounder. I 826 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,420 will. I didn't ask for legal advice. I asked to have him searched. 827 00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:17,340 Very well. Shall we do it in the office? 828 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,400 Please continue, ladies and gentlemen. 829 00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:29,370 Come on, I'm trying to get a witness. You're sure about this? I mean, wouldn't 830 00:43:29,370 --> 00:43:30,370 it be better just to forget it? 831 00:43:30,870 --> 00:43:31,870 Forget it? 832 00:43:32,170 --> 00:43:33,170 Two grand? 833 00:43:33,930 --> 00:43:34,970 Arthur, you're not well. 834 00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:37,870 I won't be if I go in there. 835 00:43:38,310 --> 00:43:39,310 Come on. 836 00:43:41,130 --> 00:43:43,150 George, help the gentleman off with his coat, would you? 837 00:43:49,810 --> 00:43:53,130 Now, Mr. Michelson, you say this gentleman has chips up his sleeve. 838 00:43:53,730 --> 00:43:54,549 Which one? 839 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:55,550 The right one. 840 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,220 Roll up your sleeves, sir, please. 841 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,620 You bastard. 842 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:15,980 If you set up, you parmed him. That's enough. 843 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,820 Take Mr. Michael from outside. 844 00:44:19,540 --> 00:44:20,900 I suggest the back door. 845 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,440 Take him for a drive and convince him. 846 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,920 It would be in his best interest not to come back. 847 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,360 Go. 848 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:33,960 You won't get away with this, Parson. You will not get away with this. 849 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:37,180 Harper, come with me. What? I'm going to get a stamp in. 850 00:44:37,660 --> 00:44:39,640 Yeah, well, I told you not to stick your neck out. 851 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,440 Sorry about that, Mr. Parsons. 852 00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:45,040 He's not himself tonight. 853 00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:46,580 Bit of wife trouble. 854 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,360 Not your fault, Mr. Daly. 855 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,140 Friend of yours, is he? 856 00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:53,290 Friend? No, no, no, nothing like that. No, no, no. Hard to learn him. 857 00:44:54,030 --> 00:44:55,030 Bye -bye. 858 00:45:41,710 --> 00:45:45,610 Cheers. Have a look in his pocket, will you? 859 00:45:46,730 --> 00:45:49,050 There should be two grand in chips. 860 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:56,210 Right. 861 00:45:56,390 --> 00:45:57,390 No. 862 00:45:58,650 --> 00:45:59,650 Bloody amateurs. 863 00:45:59,930 --> 00:46:01,010 Trying to con a pro. 864 00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:17,280 Arthur. Oh, Terence. Nice of you to show up. 865 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,640 I've taken off for foreign parts and leaving your reverend guy to mend or 866 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,640 for himself. 867 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,200 Foreign parts? I went to Artling. Yeah, well, as long as you're not expecting 868 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,560 any wages for tonight, that's all. 869 00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:28,820 Oh, I thought we were on a percentage. 870 00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:30,359 Yeah, yeah, we are. 871 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,040 But a percentage will have to be adjusted, won't it? I mean, naturally. 872 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,240 Oh, yeah, naturally. 873 00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:36,380 Hey, hey, have you seen Morris? 874 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:38,220 Yeah, outside. 875 00:46:38,650 --> 00:46:42,170 He was getting a good hiding. Oh, my God. No, don't worry. He's all right. 876 00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:45,090 gone home. He went to shoot the cash up and then back to his gaffer to share 877 00:46:45,090 --> 00:46:47,230 out. Oh, thank God for that. I told the punters. Here. 878 00:46:48,510 --> 00:46:49,510 Better have that. 879 00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:52,430 Good boy. 880 00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:55,790 That's why we get on so well together, you and me. 881 00:46:56,330 --> 00:46:57,850 We can trust each other. 882 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:03,130 Ten and a half from the other two nights. 883 00:47:03,650 --> 00:47:06,040 That makes... 27 grand. 884 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:12,780 13 and a half is mine, and 13 and a half split six ways is 2 ,250 each for you. 885 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,480 Mr. McCann, if you would do the honors. 886 00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:18,820 Thank you. Thank you very much. Good night. Thank you. 887 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:23,700 And I'm sure you'll all agree with me when I say that we've had the time of 888 00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:27,240 lives. Oh, that's lovely. That is lovely. Good night. Thank you. Good 889 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,340 Good night. Good night. 890 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:32,460 Good night. Thank you very much. You know, I still don't see why we can't go 891 00:47:32,730 --> 00:47:36,350 Well, Major, as the Duke of Wellington said, when they've done their brains, 892 00:47:36,350 --> 00:47:37,350 a boot in. 893 00:47:37,830 --> 00:47:39,790 Maybe we'll get together again sometime. 894 00:47:40,170 --> 00:47:43,970 Yes, yes, maybe. Do you gentlemen need financial guidance? Just give me a bell. 895 00:47:44,210 --> 00:47:45,450 Any hour of the day or night. 896 00:47:45,670 --> 00:47:49,590 Here we are, my dear. It's half a day. Good night. 897 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:50,950 Here we are, my dear. 898 00:47:53,950 --> 00:47:54,950 Goodbye, Maury. 899 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,670 Pity we couldn't finish what we started. 900 00:47:58,590 --> 00:48:00,770 For you, it's a pity. For me, it's muscle. Good night. 901 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,660 10 % for 30 and a half grand. 902 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:06,900 30 and 50, right? 903 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,200 Right. What's 50 % of that? 904 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:10,900 Hold hard, young Terence. 905 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,860 Oh, here we go. 906 00:48:13,380 --> 00:48:14,380 What's that mean, then? 907 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,320 Well, it's always hold hard, young Terence, when it's time for my wages, 908 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,220 it? Listen, I did a grand at the tables. That's down to you. 909 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:22,420 What are you talking about? 910 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:23,820 That's legitimate expenses. 911 00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:26,940 I had to do a bit of punting while I was supervising the operation. 912 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,200 Supervising? Watching them rake in their chips? Oh, that's bleeding hard work, 913 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,380 isn't it? And another thing, you didn't turn up tonight. 914 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:38,100 I turned up in time to save you two grand. I'm not saying you was wasting 915 00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,640 time. But what you was doing was a favour to Morris. 916 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,700 And I reckon you should foot the bill. 917 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:44,799 Fair enough. 918 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:49,580 If and when she comes back, it's worth a tonne. There you are. There's another 919 00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:52,820 one. 200 quid for two days' work. You can't grumble, son, can you? 920 00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:54,940 Stick with me. I'll make you a millionaire. 921 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,920 I don't think I could afford it, Arthur. 922 00:48:58,420 --> 00:48:59,420 Eh? 923 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,020 If I ever got my hands on a million... 924 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,680 I'd still end up owing you two. 925 00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:09,000 Terry, I almost forgot. 926 00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:10,340 That bird of yours. 927 00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:11,820 Oh, 928 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,880 have a listen. 929 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:19,960 Dear Terry, I've decided to take myself off the sick leave. My doctor's been so 930 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,400 busy, he's been unable to give me his undivided attention. 931 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,140 So I'm off to the north, where they take better care of their patients. 932 00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:28,020 Penny. 933 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,080 Well, what can I tell you? 934 00:49:32,569 --> 00:49:33,610 Win some, you lose some. 935 00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:34,948 Cheers, pal. 936 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:35,950 Cheers. 937 00:49:42,970 --> 00:49:43,669 What's up? 938 00:49:43,670 --> 00:49:44,670 You want to start? 939 00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:47,330 Do you want to slide over and let me have a go? 940 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,780 It's funny. I haven't got the knack, I suppose. 941 00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:09,320 Maybe I should follow in my motor just in case it falls or something. 942 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,080 Maybe you should. 943 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,760 All right, then. 944 00:50:32,810 --> 00:50:34,790 lose some, you win some. 945 00:51:06,890 --> 00:51:09,290 I've changed the situation. 946 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:17,670 Right people, right time, just the wrong location. 947 00:51:21,510 --> 00:51:23,730 I've got a good idea. 948 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:31,930 Just you keep me near. I'll be so good for you. I could be so good for you. 949 00:51:32,170 --> 00:51:35,990 I'm gonna help you. Love you like you want me to. 950 00:51:36,730 --> 00:51:38,430 I'll do anything for you. 951 00:51:40,190 --> 00:51:44,350 I'll be so good for you. I can be so good for you.